Week 39, and only 8 days until our schnitzel’s scheduled arrival.
I cast my mind back to 5 years ago, when I performed this improvised opening to a show I did in Mornington, Victoria.
Hopefully for our little bloke, his arrival will be somewhat less traumatic.
I couldn’t imagine anything more embarrassing than my wife giving birth live on stage before a crowd of laughing strangers…(other than being married to me, of course).
Cue Barbara Streisand: “Memories…”
Or dare I say…Prophesy?
For all our sakes, I hope NOT.