Knock Knock!

D-Day +6(and counting).

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Steel.
Steel WHO?
Steel waiting.

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Wino.
Wino WHO?
Wino baby yet?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Yousef.
Yousef WHO?
Yousef#*ng big, why he not come out before you explode?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Ouch.
Ouch WHO?
Ouch ya get!!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy WHO?
Willy ever come out?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Snuff.
Snuff WHO?
Snuff already, get out here.

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Bender.
Bender WHO?
Bender over and take a look?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe WHO?
Canoe see anything happening in there?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry WHO?
Harry up you little bugger!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda WHO?
Wanda how much longer he’s gonna take?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Water.
Water WHO?
Water we gonna do if he doesn’t come out?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Con.
Con WHO?
Contractions!!
FINALLY!!!
Sorry, I meant…Confounded little bugger, still ain’t coming.

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Falls.
Falls WHO?
Falls alarm.

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Them.
Them WHO?
Themadness continues…

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